Confessions of an Overweight Chicken: Nowhere Utah

The Fat Kid Goes Eatin'

Finger rating indicates number of fingers I would willingly part with to eat there if food became scarce. Really bad restaurants will require I get to cut off the chef's fingers (influenced by two Bruce Willis movies...try and name them).

All critiques are solely the opinions of the contributor. Crimson & Howitzer are in no way affiliated with any restaurant nor have they received any reimbursement or entitlements from any restaurant. However we may be willing to accept FREE food in order to rate a previously unrated or poorly rated restaurant. If Crimson turns down any food or doesn't finish the food on her plate, Howitzer may deem it abandoned and consume said food as to not insult the starving children in China. If you are unable to finish the food on your plate please contact Howitzer for instructions on donating your transgression to a nearby fat kid or starving kid from China. Crimson & Howitzer are not liable for anything, especially any experience resulting from the opinions of this bloviation.

Zucca Trattoria, Ogden Utah; Italian, 1 of my fingers. :)

Aggy's, Supposed sports bar, Logan Utah in the building formally belonging to the Iggy's that went under All 10 of the chef's fingers. :(

Hamilton's, Logan Utah; Steak&Seafood, 5 of my fingers :)

Ruth's Chris' Steak house, San Francisco California; 9 of my fingers :)

Ruth's Chris' Steak house, Roseville California; 6 of my fingers :)

Ruth's Chris' Steak house, Park City Utah; 1 of my fingers :|

Ruby Tuesday's, Logan Utah; 8 chef's fingers :(

Black Angus Steak house, Sacramento California; 5 of the chef's fingers :(

Sticky Fingers, BBQ, Concord North Carolina; 3 of my fingers :)

Carrabba's, Italian, Asheville North Carolina; 3 of my fingers :)

Carrabba's, Italian, Huntersville North Carolina; 2 of my fingers :)

Mickey&Mooch, Steak&Seafood, Huntersville North Carolina; 4 of my fingers :)

Bob Evans, American, Huntersville North Carolina; 10 of the chef's fingers :(

Lorena's, Mexican, Woods Cross, Utah; 4 of my fingers :)

Ho Ho's, Chinese, Bountiful, Utah; 4 of my fingers :)

Moochie's, Philly Cheese Steak, Salt Lake City, Utah; 4 of my fingers :)

Grove's Market, Deli Sandwiches, Salt Lake City, Utah; 4 of my fingers :)

Caruso's Deli, Deli Sandwiches, Salt Lake City, Utah; 3 of my fingers :)

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